THE NINE JUSTICES ON THE ALABAMA SUPREME COURT—just call ‘em Jay, Will, Brady, Tommy, two Gregs, and (go figure) Sarah—voted unanimously that a frozen embryo is a human being, which makes a lot of sense. Many of my best friends are frozen embryos!

I didn’t always support the personhood of iced reproductive bits. But my life changed when I saw this video, by the embryologists who created Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.

The life-defining song is called: “Every Sperm is Sacred.”